lolz 2day wuz vry eventful!!!! i wuz sooooooOOOOooo buzi that I decided
2 write down evrythng that happened in explicit detail ... I hope that
I dun bore u, but how could I??? I'm the MOST fascinating that evr wuz!!
dis mornin I woke up at 6:00 n I wuz vry tired since I had gone to sleep the night b4 at 9:15, 15 minutes past my bedtime!! sooooo I decided 2 sleep 4 5 more minutes. but then I started thinkin. it's OK to sleep 4 5 more minutes today, but what about tomorrow? n the next day? n wut about college? will I sleep 4 5 more minutes for the rest of my life? when I have a job? how will I evr b able 2 get those 5 more minutes back?? they'll b lost 2 me 4evr!!!! i'll just sink into a hole of excess and ignorance, constantly oversleeping by 5 minutes until my life spirals downward and downward down a sweeping spiral of doom!!!! it's 5 more minutes now, but wut about later??? wut if I bcome addicted to heroin and loose women and super sized fries bcuz of those lost 5 minutes??? if I start bein irresponsible now, i'll surely be dead b4 i'm 30!!!!!!! sooo I just got up at 6.
per 0 - wow!!!!!! it's really a tie btween this class (english 11), 3rd period (english 12), n 5th period (english 9) 4 my fav class!!! as u can tell, i em a vry accomplished writer!!!!!! language arts iz my speciality!!!!! today in this class we did a subject-verb agreement packet. it wuz really hard!!!!! but i think that i get it now. then my frien Staciiieeey sed a really funny joke, but I cant repeat it bcuz my mother seys that if I use language like that I'll go blind. she sed that her auntie died that way.
per 1 - ceramix!!!! we had a sub this period. he had a lisp n a bald spot n he smelled funny n he wuz in a wheelchair n he was missing his left hand. he sed he iz all messed up bcuz he wuz in a war. but i dun believe that. bcuz Mr. George W. Bush sed that war wounds n casualities r just figments of the liberal imagination, n i ent no liberal. I always believe Mr. George W. Bush bcuz he is a nice patriotic man n he killed all those dirty iraqiz. i dun like iraqiz bcuz they talk funny. also my mother sed that disabled peepz r worthless n they should all be shot n that if i touch a disabled person i'll catch their disabilities. i dun want 2 be disabled bcuz then Tyler wont like me nemore bcuz i wont b pretty. i dun think that Tyler likes me neway but i think that he might change his mind when i send him the video of me n Staciiieeey.
per 2 - this period was kind of like 0 period. first we talked about verbs n then we watched a movie about lassie. my teacher sed that lassie movies r really college level movies but since this class iz so advanced we could watch them too. I dint understand sum partz but the teacher wuz really nice n she explained them 2 me, sumtimes 2 or 3 times!!!
per 3 - this class is my wurst. the teacher gave me these packets about adding two and three digit numbers together. he seys that by the end of the year we might get into fractions. fractions r really hard but i wont have to worry about those bcuz my mommy seys that fractions r sinful bcuz God only thinks in whole numbers n she refuses to let me learn about unadulterated sin. they sey that Mr. George W. Bush only thinks in single digit whole numbers. i think that Mr. George W. Bush is a vry smart man, n a West Texas gurl too. well anyway my math teacher seys that adding three digit numbers on paper n in our heads iz an important skill bcuz otherwize we would need at least 5 or 6 sets of hands n feet to calculate!!! when i graduate i'm going to join the army n fight iraqiz bcuz i hear that theres a lot of extra arms and legs there. then i can sew them all together n make a suit of arms and legs and i'll nvr have to do a three digit addition problem on paper ever again. i saw that in a movie once.
per 4 - this is my TA class!!!!! *dances* itz my fav class, except 4 my 3 english classes. i du lotz of important thingz in this class, like stapling, filing, running errands, n grading. i like grading the most i think that its the most creative. the class that i TA in is a freshman biology class. i think that freshmens r sOOOOOO ky00t!!! they're sooo young and immature!! but i lubs them neway. except 4 the freshmen in my general math 9 class. i dun kno how little freshmens r so smart that they can be in advanced classes like mine. i havent told my mommy about my TA class yet. i dun think that she would like me TAing in a biology class. they sey that in biology class they dissect dead aminals, n my mommy's sister wuz a masochist hindu zen buddhist. those peepz r real smart, and my mommy's sister told my mommy that all aminals n peepz have souls n when u dissect them they dun hav souls ne more. my mommy wouldn't approve of the heathens in this class n she would certainly put a burning spoon on my tongue if she knew that i wuz in this class. but i dun care. i like 2 grade.
LUNCH!!!!! omgz at lunch me n Staciiieeey n Aymyie hung out with sum hot boyz!!!! well Susan wuz there too, but she's fat n ugly n we dun pay ne attention 2 her. newayz one of the hot boyz sed that he liked me so i left Staciiieeey n Aymyie n we walked around the skool n i held his hand. i ent nvr held a boy's hand b4, n i thot that it was magical. i nvr wanted 2 let go. my mommy alwayz sez that boyz have cooties so b4 we held hands i gave him a glove 2 wear so he wouldnt get ne cooties on me. he blushed n told me that he ent nvr touched a gurl's bare hand b4. i hope that one day im his first.
per 5 - in this class we learned about punctuation, like comas n periods. i have gud punctuation so i wuz bored through the class, but then near the end the teacher sed that since this was an AP IB XY HONORZZZZZzzz class that we would have to learn about colons n semicolons 2. u use colons n semicolons when u want 2 look smart. i think that colon n semicolon sound dirty so i decided that i wont evr use them. i think that i sound smart enuf w/o.
after skool me in Staciiieeey n Aymyie met up again. Aymyie sed that not only did one of the boyz touch her bare hand, he touched her wrist 2!!! Staciiieeey n i think that Aymyie is a slut n we're going 2 spread anonymous rumors about her. then my mommy drove up and i got in her car n she drove me home. wen i got home i wrote this.
well my mommy is calling!!! i g2g now!!!!! i'll c all u l8r, bai baiz!!!
dis mornin I woke up at 6:00 n I wuz vry tired since I had gone to sleep the night b4 at 9:15, 15 minutes past my bedtime!! sooooo I decided 2 sleep 4 5 more minutes. but then I started thinkin. it's OK to sleep 4 5 more minutes today, but what about tomorrow? n the next day? n wut about college? will I sleep 4 5 more minutes for the rest of my life? when I have a job? how will I evr b able 2 get those 5 more minutes back?? they'll b lost 2 me 4evr!!!! i'll just sink into a hole of excess and ignorance, constantly oversleeping by 5 minutes until my life spirals downward and downward down a sweeping spiral of doom!!!! it's 5 more minutes now, but wut about later??? wut if I bcome addicted to heroin and loose women and super sized fries bcuz of those lost 5 minutes??? if I start bein irresponsible now, i'll surely be dead b4 i'm 30!!!!!!! sooo I just got up at 6.
per 0 - wow!!!!!! it's really a tie btween this class (english 11), 3rd period (english 12), n 5th period (english 9) 4 my fav class!!! as u can tell, i em a vry accomplished writer!!!!!! language arts iz my speciality!!!!! today in this class we did a subject-verb agreement packet. it wuz really hard!!!!! but i think that i get it now. then my frien Staciiieeey sed a really funny joke, but I cant repeat it bcuz my mother seys that if I use language like that I'll go blind. she sed that her auntie died that way.
per 1 - ceramix!!!! we had a sub this period. he had a lisp n a bald spot n he smelled funny n he wuz in a wheelchair n he was missing his left hand. he sed he iz all messed up bcuz he wuz in a war. but i dun believe that. bcuz Mr. George W. Bush sed that war wounds n casualities r just figments of the liberal imagination, n i ent no liberal. I always believe Mr. George W. Bush bcuz he is a nice patriotic man n he killed all those dirty iraqiz. i dun like iraqiz bcuz they talk funny. also my mother sed that disabled peepz r worthless n they should all be shot n that if i touch a disabled person i'll catch their disabilities. i dun want 2 be disabled bcuz then Tyler wont like me nemore bcuz i wont b pretty. i dun think that Tyler likes me neway but i think that he might change his mind when i send him the video of me n Staciiieeey.
per 2 - this period was kind of like 0 period. first we talked about verbs n then we watched a movie about lassie. my teacher sed that lassie movies r really college level movies but since this class iz so advanced we could watch them too. I dint understand sum partz but the teacher wuz really nice n she explained them 2 me, sumtimes 2 or 3 times!!!
per 3 - this class is my wurst. the teacher gave me these packets about adding two and three digit numbers together. he seys that by the end of the year we might get into fractions. fractions r really hard but i wont have to worry about those bcuz my mommy seys that fractions r sinful bcuz God only thinks in whole numbers n she refuses to let me learn about unadulterated sin. they sey that Mr. George W. Bush only thinks in single digit whole numbers. i think that Mr. George W. Bush is a vry smart man, n a West Texas gurl too. well anyway my math teacher seys that adding three digit numbers on paper n in our heads iz an important skill bcuz otherwize we would need at least 5 or 6 sets of hands n feet to calculate!!! when i graduate i'm going to join the army n fight iraqiz bcuz i hear that theres a lot of extra arms and legs there. then i can sew them all together n make a suit of arms and legs and i'll nvr have to do a three digit addition problem on paper ever again. i saw that in a movie once.
per 4 - this is my TA class!!!!! *dances* itz my fav class, except 4 my 3 english classes. i du lotz of important thingz in this class, like stapling, filing, running errands, n grading. i like grading the most i think that its the most creative. the class that i TA in is a freshman biology class. i think that freshmens r sOOOOOO ky00t!!! they're sooo young and immature!! but i lubs them neway. except 4 the freshmen in my general math 9 class. i dun kno how little freshmens r so smart that they can be in advanced classes like mine. i havent told my mommy about my TA class yet. i dun think that she would like me TAing in a biology class. they sey that in biology class they dissect dead aminals, n my mommy's sister wuz a masochist hindu zen buddhist. those peepz r real smart, and my mommy's sister told my mommy that all aminals n peepz have souls n when u dissect them they dun hav souls ne more. my mommy wouldn't approve of the heathens in this class n she would certainly put a burning spoon on my tongue if she knew that i wuz in this class. but i dun care. i like 2 grade.
LUNCH!!!!! omgz at lunch me n Staciiieeey n Aymyie hung out with sum hot boyz!!!! well Susan wuz there too, but she's fat n ugly n we dun pay ne attention 2 her. newayz one of the hot boyz sed that he liked me so i left Staciiieeey n Aymyie n we walked around the skool n i held his hand. i ent nvr held a boy's hand b4, n i thot that it was magical. i nvr wanted 2 let go. my mommy alwayz sez that boyz have cooties so b4 we held hands i gave him a glove 2 wear so he wouldnt get ne cooties on me. he blushed n told me that he ent nvr touched a gurl's bare hand b4. i hope that one day im his first.
per 5 - in this class we learned about punctuation, like comas n periods. i have gud punctuation so i wuz bored through the class, but then near the end the teacher sed that since this was an AP IB XY HONORZZZZZzzz class that we would have to learn about colons n semicolons 2. u use colons n semicolons when u want 2 look smart. i think that colon n semicolon sound dirty so i decided that i wont evr use them. i think that i sound smart enuf w/o.
after skool me in Staciiieeey n Aymyie met up again. Aymyie sed that not only did one of the boyz touch her bare hand, he touched her wrist 2!!! Staciiieeey n i think that Aymyie is a slut n we're going 2 spread anonymous rumors about her. then my mommy drove up and i got in her car n she drove me home. wen i got home i wrote this.
well my mommy is calling!!! i g2g now!!!!! i'll c all u l8r, bai baiz!!!
